I apologize...

As promised, I’m failing miserably at blogging. I apologize. This won’t be entertaining. I promise, tomorrow, it will be.

Here’s what you, dear reader, have missed out on:

Tuesday:

I tobacco-ed all day, I Insanity-ed at night. Then, I watched Scandal until my eyeballs fell out. Ohmygoodness if you do not watch this show—all 58 of you who have nothing better to do than read about my life—GO WATCH IT. I feel like I’ve just discovered Greys Anatomy for the first time.

(My father would be ashamed at the amount of TV series I’ve watched.)  

Wednesday:

My coworker was in town, and we tobacco-ed all day. I Insanity-ed at night. Then, I watched Scandal until my eyeballs fell out. Are we seeing a pattern here?

Thursday:

My coworker was still in town. We attempted to build a 3,000+ cell Excel file. There is an error in it. I have yet to find it. My boyfriend made pork loin. I drank a lot of wine and tried to forget about my broken Excel file. I didn’t Insanity. I'm watching Scandal. I am exhausted.

Tomorrow, I will be entertaining, witty, and hilarious.